$DADLOL
You laugh not because it's funny — but because it's your Dad.
"Why did the coin fall?"
"Because someone sold the dip, son."
"Because someone sold the dip, son."
…crickets.
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You laugh not because it's funny — but because it's your Dad.
He doesn't know what a wallet is.
But he's your dad.
Now you're stuck with it.
For the dad who made you mow the lawn while he napped.
For the jokes that hurt more than rugs.
For the forced laughter we turned into alpha.
1B units of disappointed laughter
0% (Dad says tipping is for the weak)
Locked tighter than his childhood trauma
Renounced like his emotions
The mental slap when you ape on nostalgia
Every interaction with your boomer dad
That one green candle before a -30%
When CT goes full BBQ energy and no stop-loss